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Recently I submitted some code for a CFUNITED t-shirt contest and I thought the code was funny enough to post on the blog. BTW: The code isn’t just a joke, it actually works!

The Over Programmed Coldfusion Rick Roll by Me

<cfset lyric = "">
<cfloop condition="lyric neq 'Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you'">
	<cfswitch expression="#lyric#">
		<cfcase value="">
			<cfset lyric = "Never gonna give you up">
		</cfcase>
		<cfcase value="Never gonna give you up">
			<cfset lyric = "Never gonna let you down">
		</cfcase>
		<cfcase value="Never gonna let you down">
			<cfset lyric = "Never gonna run around and desert you">
		</cfcase>
		<cfcase value="Never gonna run around and desert you">
			<cfset lyric = "Never gonna make you cry">
		</cfcase>
		<cfcase value="Never gonna make you cry">
			<cfset lyric = "Never gonna say goodbye">
		</cfcase>
		<cfcase value="Never gonna say goodbye">
			<cfset lyric = "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you">
		</cfcase>
	</cfswitch>
	<cfoutput>#lyric#<br /></cfoutput>
</cfloop>

The Elegant Coldfusion Rick Roll by Ryan Vikander

<cfset Lyric = "give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you" />
<cfoutput>
<cfloop list="#Lyric#" index="i">
	Never gonna #i#<br />
</cfloop>
</cfoutput>